I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

This is still the best scary story in all the combined years

I mean, I get what you are saying, but the bus is going to rust to nothing anyway. I don’t see the problem with removing it, since it has become an attraction that puts people’s lives at risk. Given how remote/ dilapidated it is, I am assuming more traditional methods of moving it are not an option, hence my idea to…

Maybe they should get rid of the bus. It’s not, like, a national monument or anything. I realize that may be difficult with the lack of roads in Alaska. Maybe just dismantle it or something.

I went to the pride parade in DC yesterday and I was one of the most fantastic moments of my life

Yeah, I have to say, speaking as an actual Persian here: I think DiCaprio is bizarre casting, and I kind of dread the whole idea of this movie, but I don’t really get all you people here insisting up and down that I’m not white. What “race” am I, please?

THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

What is wrong with you lunatics? You lean to the side and just lift one butt cheek.

Standing would seem illogical. Doesn’t that shut the poop hole up?

Men really are fucking gross. There’s no way to civilize them.

There are some stories that I read and I go “that’s a great story but I have my doubts”. There are some where I go “theoretically there could be a rational, non-supernatural explanation.”

Scalia’s view on Roe v. Wade was that it should be overturned, because our founding fathers didn’t go around having abortions.

He does have a shit-eating grin