Aw, thanks!

I’m heartbroken. I always loved them.

Thanks! I’m also in the Triad. We’re probably related.

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!

I’ve had it at Universal Studios. It’s like choking down a glass of sadness.

This sounds like some Harry Potter bullshit.

Drunk on the 4th of July, doing my Edie Beale impression.

“It’s great you’re not super hot like most American girls - it makes it so much easier to talk to you!”

Is this real life?!

Thanks!

Judy Blume. *crosses fingers*

Please be Jodi Piccoult’s child.

I got the personal telephone numbers of Rik and Patrick Carey, along with the numbers of two of the other Baha Men. This was the year their big number had just come out, and I worked in a gallery where they’d bought some art. Of COURSE I got drunk that night and, along with my brother, called them all, shrieking, “Who…

My mother does not know anything about drugs. I don’t know what she was doing in the 60’s, but it wasn’t anything fun. So, when my older brother was a minor drug king pin at our high school, she was pretty oblivious. He’d come home reeking of weed and she’d innocently ask what that “nice, herby smell was,” to which…

We have a Mellow Mushroom in town, though my friend who is celiac tried their Gluten-free pizza once and was sick for days, she guesses because of cross contamination. So just be careful and really stress to them (if you ever go again) that you need the gluten-free pizza totally prepared away from the other stuff.…

This thread, with everyone sharing about their allergies and the MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEARLY MURDERED THEM, is fucking horrifying. What is WRONG with everyone?!

‘“no. There’s no bell pepper in the potato salad. I know this because we make it here.” Then three bites in I snag a different server that brings out the damn lid to the container with it’s ingredient list showing peppers.’

I live in a small Southern town, and if I tried to do this, I’d probably be bodily assaulted.