They miss you, Babe.

I could maybe do a few more days if intoxicated, Twinsauce.

It will be all carbs, all booze, all the time. AND THE PEASANTS SHALL REJOICE.

I'll have to look that up. How much butter churning can be watched, indeed.

Wow — nice reference!! Seriously. Color me impressed. :)

Let's do it, Snides. We can release livestock and cackle maniacally.

I want to get drunk and go to W'burg, fuck with the iron smiths and shit.

WHO EVER SAID I DIDN'T, NOTHIP?!

Oh lord. I forgot about the fucking candle-making.

God, I really should stop encouraging you all...

Who goes on vacation to go shopping?! That sounds like hell.

Yes — "in that part of Virginia," so one would likely stay in Richmond. Unless one was INSANE.

I realize I don't know them, but I think I hate your parents.

I mean, that last one sounds WHOA FUN TAKE ME WITH YOU ROLL, but seriously, why would you stay there and not Richmond?

ALSO SOLD IN W'BURG, I AM SURE.

That is really terrible. I am so sorry.

Right? I mean, it's a really cool spot, but how on earth could you spend an entire week drinking cider and petting mules and the like?!

LOL — your hypothetical children sound AWESOME. Well-done, you!!

And it really is very lovely. That said, it's kind of more a day-trip place than a "Spend the whole week with family!" kind of vacation. One can only enjoy purchasing so much sealing wax and ye olde timey horseshoes.