"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen…

This is a trick question. Depending on the spoke of my menstrual cycle, it could easily be "All of the Above."

I really like the "Why" tacked on at the end of #1! It's the "Whys" I truly want to hear.

Look, you clearly need a road trip companion.

Aw. Thanks. :)

HAHAHAHA!

Pick me up some legal weed while you're there, would you?!

Maybe the accept the first dead spouse as, like, a transfer credit?

OMG, LET ME TEACH THESE CLASSES.

Even if you ARE this racist, ignorant and in possession of impeccably bad taste, why would you be sure to share that with the world via photographic evidence? I'm glad they did, since it will hopefully haunt them or at least get them in deep shit, but it's also an illustration of how all-encompassing their stupidity…

I feel sure it should involve alcohol. And glitter.

Look, is it really that hard to just call something "UNFUCKINGACCEPTABLE?" these days? Because this fits the goddamn bill.

HAHAHAHAHA!! Awesome!

Pictured: Lena Dunham skulking out the door...

Uh, did she just kill this guy in the bathtub?!

Your comment deserves a galaxy of fucking stars. Well-said.

I would like to co-sign this. Not cool.

The shit I would do to that man.....

I, for one, applaud Disney's efforts to include cross-eyed persons into their Princess genre.

He totally looks like Ron White...