Erp. Sorry 'bout that. Heh. Welcome to the Tar Heel state..?

Hmmmm. Funny you should ask... ;)

We are kind of the old guard, huh?

God I love you, Seize. Let's get married and write shit together.

MAYBE I WAS....

Cousin was AMAZING. You nailed it. The reason we got SO scared was when he freaked out. I never saw him freak out like that ever again.

Heeeee..... Thank you!!! I wish it wasn't true, but it was...

NomNom, help me write it!! :)

ZING!

"...fucking nonplussed that his dick has stopped working properly."

With Miley, you gotta go for the little things. Baby steps.

BACKED. UP.

I am actually considering finding a lit agent. Sure, we can talk. And thanks. Scary but true.

We must have a similar set of flags. I thought this just screamed, "POTENTIAL STALKER." Always better to be safe than sorry, regardless.

Jesus.

Yep. Cut from the outside, like physically.

That's why it's still so, so baffling to us!

I totally read that too fast and thought you wrote, "INTO the path of a train." I was like, Goddessoftransitory is a bad bitch...

Nope. I'm not making myself/family Google-able. Sorry. I understand your curiosity, though.

Um, yes. I want to second this. He sounds obsessed. And his vehemence in being "offended" seem to back that up.