Jesus. Do we have to actually spell this shit out in laws?! Don't touch fucking ANYONE without permission. Just DO NOT DO IT. It's a shitty way to behave in society.

"Did he make them wait for their refills because he was busy making out with a coworker?"

True story: When I worked for a high-end jewelry store, we were trained to keep an eye on people with baggy, over-sized clothing because it offered more hiding room in potential thefts. Thank God the grunge era was about over or we'd have all been paranoid as all get-out.

They're not speaking to us, actually, because *ahem* we're accused of [this is a direct quote, I swear to God] "selling that house to a pack of wild Mexicants."

What do you mean? Other than the one above? Are you begging for ANOTHER Sorcia ghost story? You may have to wait til next year, dearest vdes.

We didn't tell anyone anything. My grandmother fell into a long battle with Alzheimer's, and she lived with us in Florida for the last ten years of her life, with my mother and I as primary care-takers. When she was "off," she would wail about some of the most terrifying shit I've ever heard. Including this story. …

SO NOT.

OMG, yes. We totally need to do a reunion swapsies.

A lot of shit went down there, for a lot of generations. The family goes back to the mid-1700s in the area (about 100 acres). There have always been fucked up things about the entire property — strange outbreaks of violence, unexplained deaths, apparitions seen and spoken to, inexplicable sounds, family members who…

PS That's the "Big House," and my grandmother's place was across the way, down the road a bit. I don't have a recent picture of it because the new owners have literally barricaded themselves inside, like a compound, with a 12' high fence and electric gate.

Heh. Here's the old homestead, recently. Picture it at night. Yeah.

Yes, I think something really fucked up and sure, "evil" happened. I don't know what. Yes, everyone had the same encounter and all of us have pretty vivid memories about the entire experience. I don't know what happened with the truck being ID'd. I was a kid and don't remember much about Cousin and my grandmother…

Aw man. Now I really want to see it...

Hm. I wonder if it would work. The thing is, we've all talked about it so much over the years in an attempt to understand what went down, we're all sort of at a consensus.

Bwahahaha! You're quite welcome.

Ugh! That person sounds like a tool. Banging is never necessary. Even when there is supernatural shit involved. Banging is always done to annoy/scare the hell out of people.

LOL — perfect. I need to add that to the theory list.

WhooooooooooOOOOOOO!!!

I awoke this morning to find about 20 people who'd read this just before bed. Y'all are crazy, folks.

BRUHAHAHHAAHA!