*hand on head*

Nope. Love you, and all, but I gotta maintain my anonymity.

LOL — this is, so far, my all time favorite comment.

Aw! Thanks, and "sorry" to your poor child. :)

Here you go, and thanks for your interest — I don't update much any more.

I mean, it's a tough call, right?! There really can't just be some logical explanation, after all this time. Even when it happened, the cops were SO glad to GTFO.

Thank you!! :)

I like this. But me and my brother were kids. I like to think my mother wasn't regularly drugging us...

Thanks! ... I think?!

Oh god, yes. The nightmare continues. My dad finally got himself a "Face Space" but he only checks it like once a week. So once a week I have a DELUGE of notifications, all of him meticulously "Liking" every single. thing. on. my. wall.

Why thank you! Glad you're enjoying it. :)

Ok, quick copy this and then let me know so I can delete it from the Kinja monster:

I like to think I'd be a high priestess. You may certainly make your cheese donations, er, sacrifices to me at any time.

I was taking a little Mainpage break, but I was always around in Groupthink. Partly school started back and I got crazy busy. Do you have my edu email? I cancelled hotmail, just in case that was the janky old one you had for me....

If you ever see these eyes staring at you from across a deserted parking lot, you should — nope, nevermind. You're probably already in hell at that point.

Yes. Perfect. Carry on, you.

First, that picture is going to haunt my dreams, so THANKS.

What about cheese worship? Surely that's some kind of emotion.

Ain't that always the case?

YES.