1) They pump smells from the ground. Like, vanilla smells in front of the ice cream shops, grilled onion smells in front of hamburger joints, etc.

So, a very long time ago, I worked on Disney property (at an art shop) and had to go through "Traditions," a 3-day long training session designed to teach everyone the "Disney Culture," which they took VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY.

Ok, that is about the saddest (and most hilarious) reason for slut shaming I have ever hear. Also, for a second I thought you meant "thong" and that image is now haunting me.

Although I do love the phrase "war crime in a white dress" and I plan to use it whenever necessary.

I keep thinking of Dave Cullen's book, "Columbine" where he presents a really thoughtful argument about how Eric Harris was a full-on psychopath and Dylan Klebold was Depressive and suggestible, though not actively a pursuer of violence.

On the plus side, I give you this video of Joe Biden's GIF to "Return of the Mack."

I think the Bus Stop Dancing Queen reflects my feelings accurately.

Oh, and the goddamn locusts are going to be arriving:

Also, I thought Hitler's dog was pretty adorable. I mean, while we're on the subject of things the Third Reich ROCKED.

Bourdain can yell at Paula Deen for selling doughnut recipes to children but not give a shit about those same kids smoking?

What fresh hell is this?! I got married kinda young and, alas, being happily monogamous, my hot-new-guy window is closed until further notice. Some of my super gorgeous high school crushes/bfs were black and still figure into my fantasy life. If there is a sudden dearth in the sexy-black-man porn market, HEADS WILL…

Grunge inspired me to wear leotards under overalls. So, you know... Fuck grunge.

Your... grandma?! Jeez. I'm also self-conscious about eating, though I'm not overweight. I just don't like people staring at my food or mouth. It's fucking WEIRD. I teach and it's bizarre to me how other teachers have no compunction about coming into my space and commenting on what I'm eating. WTF?

I am really glad you got away. Is there any help on the horizon for your dad? It sounds like a horrific situation.

Whatevs. Nothing is as depressing/terrifying as the Skeksis.

Hoarders...? I just wonder if they've checked out her house. Poor kid.

OMG, we can totally send out MLP invites!

Twilight Sparkle kinda looks pissed, actually. But accepting, like, "Just another Thursday of magic and orgies...."

I do what I can, good Sir Ari. :)

I'm wearing one at work RIGHT NOW.