"How about next time, when any of us are reading a script and it says words like fag, or faggot - homo - dyke - take a pencil and just cross it out. Just don't do it."

This is how I picture him ALL THE TIME.

I am just thinking of the many AWESOME science teachers I've had over the years and how fucking livid I'd be if this was happening to them. Outrageous.

What?! That is so ridiculous it's hard to even picture... What the hell did you do?! I would have been tempted to mace him.

LOL — when I get started on a Prince sing-a-long, I promise you won't want to be sober either...

Good call....

ALWAYS. Rooo, I love your brain.

Excellent point.

PURPLE RAIN! Puuuuurple Ra-a-a-a-ain...

Bwahahahaha! You're amazing.

LOL — I want pictures of that glorious moment!

Is KStew in a satin romper of some kind?!

He has to be suffering from some kind of crippling mental disorder. I mean, I kind of HOPE so, anyway. Otherwise, this level of creeptitude is just inexplicable.

Right?! That's a great fucking idea. notveryalice for president of the world, everyone!

This is Lizzy Dog. She smiles all the time.

Uh, can someone track down the abusive little sociopaths who were fucking the cat up?! Seriously — WTF.

I have an insane picture of you racing down streets hollering this at strangers.

Bwah! Srsly, though, there is like ZERO sex in those damn books/movies. Sexy it up, Hollywood.

I am assuming it is a wall where one sticks all their discarded gum. Assuming, mind you.

LOL — maybe she's taking a note from Macklemore and stealin' yo grandpa's clothes...? :D