FACT: Tom Cruise's Gum Wall is made of solid gold and Suri's tears.
FACT: Tom Cruise's Gum Wall is made of solid gold and Suri's tears.
We need to get those asshole paparazzi from TMZ on that last burning question — inquiring minds want to know! Give us photographic proof of a gum wall, TMZ!!
Pump the breaks, Aunt Viv! Also, your sentence structure... could use some work.
Better get the requests in quick — she's a busy girl and she's got a lead foot... :)
Holy shit — from this angle, they totally look like twins. And yes, that dress is just too much. Lovely.
It's a great tweet, but she's such a crap comedian that it's easy to see why they skipped it.
Double-Win! *high five*
Anyone else struck by the urge to start screaming, "Yodel into my butthole" at your enemies?
Side effects include dry mouth, anal leakage and possible vagina murder.
Moreover, what IS "incest face??"
You just compared her vag to Aslan. I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
The Rachel looked good on practically NO ONE.
"Drunk sea lion" — YES. These assholes are like my awful co-worker last semester who hadn't watched THE TUDORS yet, and screamed at me, essentially, to STFU in the break room when I was discussing the actual HISTORICAL period.
"The Fault in Our Stars" could be a robot test. If you don't cry, check the back of your neck for a robot panel. Also, I SOBBED during Almondine's chapter in The Tale of Edgar Sawtelle. SOBBED. Full disclosure: I am not a huge crier.
Right?! Also, I don't know if I've been associated with a "misogynistic butthole" before, but I'm sure it's likely...
This reminded me of those horrible SAT math problems. Except this is AWESOME.
Chritter, I continue to completely love you.
Imagine the fringe benefits of this job!!
No... soy sauce?! That's just fucking horrible. Also, I had no idea about the expenses involved. I have wondered at all the "Gluten Free!" shit appearing everywhere and I assumed it was just a trendy diet until a friend of mine was telling me about his gf with Celiac.