Killer clowns from outer space aren’t really scary at all. Unless you live in the 80s.

This debate is silly - 2018 USA is scarier than BOTH space and the ocean.

I see what you did there...

I believe the theory is that the implicit ending is every bit as racist as the overt statement.

Would Manny have taken the money to sign an extension? I’ve always been under the assumption the his leaving was a foregone conclusion (though I admittedly don’t follow the Orioles all that closely).

“He’ll flip you. Flip you for real.”

Though the NFL has taken a position, I personally will not be mollified until the Tallahassee police weigh in with the results of their “investigation.”

No no. You’ve earned that beer.

I don’t think it works, really. I’ve been hate-tweeting @realDonaldTrump for a couple years now, and still no fancy* trips to Florida for me.

There’s about a 9234% chance that someone else beat me to the punch, as well.

“When I was in 8th grade the school bully tried to rack me on the basketball pole (a favorite move of his) and I kicked him in the nuts so he unleashed a barrage of face punches on me, in front of half the kids’ moms in the parking lot. We were both suspended and he’s a cop now.”

This point may or may not have been made already, but there is actually an argument (one that I, personally, believe is quite compelling) that the NFL’s ban on kneeling is, in fact, a violation of the First Amendment.

I was tempted to respond something along the lines of how Rosanne knows this feeling, but it seemed monumentally unfair to tie Hoskins to her nonsense in any way. (Not that it really stopped me, I suppose.)

(T)Roll Tide.

First piece of good news in 2018.

C’mon. Google is not the POTUS. It’s our lord and savior.

Red Sox fan here. And while it very much pains me to say, the current Yankees team is, if not lovable, certainly a very likeable team that is a lot of fun to watch.

The answer should be “take their guns away,” but the answer will not be “take their guns away.”

Bigger than a breadbox?

Isn’t Anaheim something like 25-30 miles from LA?