So you can comment, but you can’t read well enough to understand that the Funbag isn’t going anywhere?

The first projectile diarrhea was my Vietnam.

Baby Poop is the worst poop. After changing several hundred (if not thousands) of diapers, including quite a few “explosions,” I can honestly say that getting shit on myself no longer grosses me out or even bothers me. Poop Immunity.

That irony sounds pretty delicious to me...

That Houston Texans fanlady who wrote the letter after the “This Is Why Your Team Sucks in 2015” preview was fire.

What is an “ingrat” and why did it take “Ingrate”’s job?

This and the Hayne release are all part of Trent Baalke’s master plan to make 49ers fans completely apathetic to this team.

All credit for this goes to ak732. His genius came up with this image. I just copied it and saved it for certain times when I knew it would come in handy.

You need to credit the original poster

This will never get old.

he and his writing team are 1000% smarter than me and I 2000% love every minute of it

In hindsight, “PlausibleDeniability” did seem like a really weird promo code.

He just made me wish that Goodell had won the court case.

Went to Disneyland last month and watched a geriatric go Tony Stewart on her grandson. Didn’t realize she was on his foot with the scooter, and when Mom started to yell, Gramma panicked and gunned it, using the kid’s shin like a speed bump. Because what says Disney more than a broken leg and three generations of…

Hey Evan,

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

Does the impromptu performance of a choreographed dance - one that included the Roger Rabbit and the Running Man, no less - to Bobby Brown’s “Every Little Step You Take” in the middle of the dance floor count?