Niners fan. Worst no call ever.

Samer, the balto212 guy had the same exact letter to Lauren in the “Quit Trying To Stir Up A Race War!!!” Dead Letters...serial stalker.

Guess how many times he’s gonna drive it? Nun.

“They’re all flawed in so many ways. The little paper ones they give you at fratty bars always end up sticking. Ditto bar napkins. You can get a hard plastic one with little ridges to prevent it from sticking, but then that gets sopping wet from condensation and end up sticking to the glass anyway. Then it falls off…

The roller skating story. I took my ex ice-skating, which she had never done. Told her to watch for little kids that crash in front of her, because her blades would slice kids’ fingers clean off. Sure as shit, about an hour in, a little girl splays out in front of the ex. She channeled Eric Dickerson and hurdled the…

I had this convo with a couple buddies, and I think we narrowed it down to the converging of different genres of music in the 90's that made everyone such idiots. 80's music was pop, rock, metal, rap. That pretty much covered it. Walk into The Wherehouse, Sam Goody, Tower Records, etc, and that’s what you got. When…

How about how the Diamondbacks are threatening to sue to get out of the Chase Field lease, then?

You saw his face/body for literally 30% of the movie. You are spot on, Madam.

My wife HATES superhero movies. Hasn’t even seen either avengers movie or any others. Showed her the trailer for Deadpool, she said she was in. Went tonight, now she’s asking for my comics of him. Turnt +1.

Waiting???? Anyone???

BOWLING FOR SOUP.

Somewhat one hit wonders, but I wore this track out.

Counterpoint: Movies. God, I’m old.

I do. Take technology - I’m tail end of Gen X, so I grew up with the Intendos and beginnings of internet - we understand how tech works because we got to see it from infancy to mass deployment. This makes it easier for us to adapt to it, rather than my father, who will not get a smartphone. Still has a flip phone, and…

No worries - I commenced “Grumpy Old Man Phase” about 2 years ago.

Uhhhh....

Even Adrian Peterson thinks these parents went overboard.

Then why are men allowed to coach women’s sports? Their body types are different, men wouldn’t know how to best utilize that, because we don’t know about them. Also, women don’t know the “reference points” of football? There have never been coaches who haven’t played the sport they coach, but are just an amazing…

So, wait - the guy that wants to ban the world’s largest religion from entering a country is mad because he might not be able to enter a country? Damn, irony, you nasty.

Hands. Down.