a schooner IS a sailboat!

Niners fan. Worst no call ever.

Samer, the balto212 guy had the same exact letter to Lauren in the “Quit Trying To Stir Up A Race War!!!” Dead Letters...serial stalker.

Also enjoyed the studio bashing comment while First Class was closing the door behind him.

Guess how many times he’s gonna drive it? Nun.

Preheat oven to 350. Crawl inside oven. That’s how it feels.

DC’s Resurrection Man - he could literally make up any powers as he sees fit with that role.

“They’re all flawed in so many ways. The little paper ones they give you at fratty bars always end up sticking. Ditto bar napkins. You can get a hard plastic one with little ridges to prevent it from sticking, but then that gets sopping wet from condensation and end up sticking to the glass anyway. Then it falls off…

The roller skating story. I took my ex ice-skating, which she had never done. Told her to watch for little kids that crash in front of her, because her blades would slice kids’ fingers clean off. Sure as shit, about an hour in, a little girl splays out in front of the ex. She channeled Eric Dickerson and hurdled the…

Christ, man - give it a rest.

Blasphemer.

Felicia Day or GTFO

I had this convo with a couple buddies, and I think we narrowed it down to the converging of different genres of music in the 90's that made everyone such idiots. 80's music was pop, rock, metal, rap. That pretty much covered it. Walk into The Wherehouse, Sam Goody, Tower Records, etc, and that’s what you got. When…

How about how the Diamondbacks are threatening to sue to get out of the Chase Field lease, then?

Hmm - still doesn’t work for me. Maybe I haz the dumbs.

When no one was looking, Lex Luthor killed forty people. That’s as many as four tens! And that’s terrible.

Thank you Bricken!!! But your link directs back to the article, not the Postman’s e-mail...

My wife asked if I was taking my kids. After I put my eyes back in and stopped laughing, I showed her the trailer. She went instead, and now Deadpool is her favorite (anti)hero - from a woman that hasn’t seen a single superhero movie.

You saw his face/body for literally 30% of the movie. You are spot on, Madam.