He’d probably still call them “Sandpeople.”

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

Rebuttal: Talib is a fucking prick.

Counter-point: Talib is a piece of shit.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

You got that from releasing a demo?

“Where bikes?”

I cri evry tiem

Good ole Nintendo, they never learned after releasing the Nintendo Cuck in 1994...

Its also a thing that turns lights on and off. Silly nintendo.

Great! I just rolled my eyes out. You owe me new eyes since I can’t find mine because they rolled out.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Agreed. This was Wong no matter how you look at it.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

It took more than four years since the great 2012 QB draft, but he’s finally trying to emulate Russell Wilson.

Sorry about your marriage. We mostly just focus in on your being terrible at football, though.

You mean like Kotaku?

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

What politics? This is a talented voice actor reciting dumb celebrity quotes, not politics :p