No Fallout 4? This list is fucked.

Learn to spell, you fucking goof

He was such a good kid though

Well there’s always porn

Fag

The analogy comparing a “private house” to a public twitter account is pretty classic.

Fuck yeah

Do your fucking job idiot

Bullfuckingshit, we’re supposed to believe this man of a lady is not the product of roids and/or HGH.

This thing is dark.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me

Who the fuck cares?

Fuck you

So can football. Who gives a fuck?

Fuck yes!

So what

You’re a fucking idiot

Who cares?

Hay, don’t blema ma baceusa you cen’t spall.

If you’re really saying that was an accident, then you have the world’s largest thumbs.