Dear Lilly King;

That’s how porn starts... at least I could totally see that happening.

Yeah man, those steroids did not go to waste.

That’s what the siren and lights are for, brah

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

It came out in 2004. At that time everything about it was unique.

Um: No.

Like Draymond, the Deadspin commentariat has never been known to shy away from the low-hanging fruit.

“You’re not off the hook yet.” x25

Would you like fries with that?

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

It’s ok to move on now...

A “collage” team.

LeBron James wears 23

done

I never forget a face...

“If he dies he dies.”

And Triple O takes it! Gets the knockout in the fourth round with an outstanding “let’s do this in 6 months!” Christopher Buecheler wasn’t prepared for it, tried to get back on his feet with a weak memory comment, but had used up all of his snark energy at that point, and takes the L!

Absolutely loved doing that. It was so funny to me watching Mario act like an NPC behind the bar when guests checked in. And it was even funnier when he was giving tours of the rooms to the guests. Totally worth me intentionally overstaying and being unable to pay.

My favorite thing as a little girl was staying in the luxury hotel in Marrymore and not being able to pay the inn fee. The hotel makes Mario work as a bellhop for however long you overstayed without paying. Did... did anyone else do that?