sonofbeefer
sonofbeefer
Nov 5
6

I prefer to think of this story as the Disneyfied, thinly veiled backstory for Lovecraft’s The Shadow Over Innsmouth. We’re finally getting the love story of Obed Marsh and his Deep One bride. Sure, Disney cleaned it up a bit, but at its heart, it’s still about sex with a mermaid.

Apr 2 2019
3

This is clearly a Cecily Strong character cut from SNL for time...

Jan 15 2019
59

at this point Americans have a hard time telling the difference because he’d probably be considered a centrist in the US at this point.

Dec 4 2018
80

And, you know, Donald Trump did not understand, in the end, that just because we were friends didn’t mean he wasn’t going to be subjected to the proper scrutiny. Read more

Mar 1 2018
24

as sassy as a cup of low-fat yogurt with someone’s name written on it

Feb 1 2018
116

You know what really bothers me? When people bug out about kissing kids on the lips. Not everyone does it but when people do, IT IS NOT SEXUAL. People cringing like there is a sexual element is icky. It’s icky! That’s a father and son, clean your head. Damn. Read more

Nov 14 2017
5

Indigenous folks on twitter are ripping this post, and rightly so.

Oct 13 2017
1.2K

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Sep 27 2017
1

He was (maybe still is?) a sherrif’s deputy in Louisiana, Jefferson Parish. Not that I am agreeing with him on this or ANY point (or that serving in LE is defending the flag) just providing the info based on what I think he’s talking about. Read more

May 18 2017
74

A little curious that, on Jezebel, you don’t take a person’s word for their gender and sexuality and make a quick conclusion based on a sample of 1 (willing or unwilling) sexual partner.

Oct 12 2016
5

Younger me was the default I bet you won’t wear that guy. One Halloween we dressed a girl as Hugh Heffner and had me and two other guys dress as the girls next door (I was Kendra). Read more

Oct 11 2016
64

The only reason I’m sad about that possibility is because then we’d no longer get to see Bobby Moynihan play him!

Aug 5 2016
5

What a time to be alive, when the Olympic soundtrack was brought to you by Philip Glass!!