sonofbeefer
sonofbeefer
6/22/19
11:16 AM
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OMG guys this is the Simpsons episode where Lisa pretends to be dumb to hang out with Christina Ricci and the cool kids at the beach. You got...Ricc-Rolled...

4/2/19
1:38 PM
3

This is clearly a Cecily Strong character cut from SNL for time...

3/19/19
4:46 PM
16

Having been dragged there via a last-minute online deal, I can say authoritatively that one can get well and thoroughly shittered in Epcot inside of three hours. And a half-dozencountries.

2/23/19
11:04 AM
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What about the damage the gray, dusty, dry-ass beef in that photo is doing to my psyche?

1/29/19
5:25 PM
9

It’s still gonna end better for the bear than the Tension Tamer Princess...

1/27/19
1:16 PM
4

It’s no Vegan Banana People DramaTM, but it’s lack of YouTube hucksters is made up for by the zero-stakes absurdity of people fighting over virtual dicks, with no money involved...

1/15/19
12:42 PM
80

Just to be clear: Ezra Levant is not a “political commentator.” He’s hate-mongering, petro-shilling, far-right racist who’s been justly exiled to wacko fringe of Canadian media.

1/7/19
11:19 PM
3

Who is this hot Florida trash daddy cyborg and how can I 3D print him in real life like a Blade Runner pleasure model?

12/14/18
1:57 PM
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God help me, I’m old enough to remember the original. Don’t mind me. Just collapsing into dust and blowing away over here...

12/4/18
5:51 PM
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antebellum vampire bat Jeff Sessions”
[bows and theatrically removes hat to author]

9/21/18
10:16 PM
75

1. Marky Mark. That’s maybe rational, considering the whole hate crime thing. Also, he’s probably a right-wing shitbag. He’s MAGA Tom Cruise. Gross.