sonofbeefer
sonofbeefer
4/5/20
1:26 PM
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This is just a Greek frappe. Literally every coffee shop in my neighbourhood serves this. Nescafe, sugar, water and a blender. Drink over three hours, nine cigarettes and five games of backgammon.

12/3/19
10:10 PM
7

Jeffery Hunter in King of Kings is the original hot ahistorically light-skinned Jesus...

11/1/19
6:45 PM
17

You know, call me crazy, but I’m starting to suspect that maybe Rich doesn’t like Sam Smith. 

10/31/19
9:12 PM
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WHAT WRONG WITH YOU ANTI-RECLINER PEOPLE? What kind of fucking lunatic would choose to take a 7-hour red-eye sitting straight up like some 19th century presbyterian minister’s widow? The seat reclines because the airline has presupposed that people want to rest and relax and, if humanly possible, sleep for 2 fitful

6/22/19
11:16 AM
9

OMG guys this is the Simpsons episode where Lisa pretends to be dumb to hang out with Christina Ricci and the cool kids at the beach. You got...Ricc-Rolled... Read more

4/2/19
1:38 PM
3

This is clearly a Cecily Strong character cut from SNL for time...

3/19/19
4:46 PM
16

Having been dragged there via a last-minute online deal, I can say authoritatively that one can get well and thoroughly shittered in Epcot inside of three hours. And a half-dozencountries.

2/23/19
11:04 AM
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What about the damage the gray, dusty, dry-ass beef in that photo is doing to my psyche?

1/29/19
5:25 PM
9

It’s still gonna end better for the bear than the Tension Tamer Princess...

1/27/19
1:16 PM
4

It’s no Vegan Banana People DramaTM, but it’s lack of YouTube hucksters is made up for by the zero-stakes absurdity of people fighting over virtual dicks, with no money involved...

1/15/19
12:42 PM
80

Just to be clear: Ezra Levant is not a “political commentator.” He’s hate-mongering, petro-shilling, far-right racist who’s been justly exiled to wacko fringe of Canadian media.

1/7/19
11:19 PM
3

Who is this hot Florida trash daddy cyborg and how can I 3D print him in real life like a Blade Runner pleasure model?