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I had a feeling he wasn’t going to make at some point (by the end of the final episode, definitely) but his was the only death I truly gasped at.

Oh god just the thought of that is making me want to barf too

Oh man if the last episode ended with Ser Pounce and Ghost sharing the throne, I would die happy

Oh man, seriously. That was one of the secrets about the post-makeover stuff in What Not to Wear—the clothes participants received for their new lives were tailored to fit, which makes a world of difference. 

OMG I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma last month! I’d been noticing a lot of wheezing and breathing trouble whenever I ran and I was borderline asthmatic as a kid. Now I get to use an inhaler before I run or work out at all--or if I have a cold. Or if I’m over at my brother’s house and his 2 cats want to

Hello, fellow petite person who is not like, 75 pounds! I’m 5'3" and currently hovering around 170-175 pounds (thank you, brain chemistry that just *looks* at an SSRI med and starts adding on the pounds—which never come off. And I’ve *tried*, damn it. Cymbalta weight is with you until death). I stopped wearing

Oh man, I think Dress Barn does that. It’s demotivating b/c I do like and wear a lot of Dress Barn stuff. But I’m in that weird middle zone of “will never fit into a size 2 again unless I have stage 4 stomach cancer” and “even the smallest ‘plus-size’ garment would need so much tailoring that I might as well just

My mom has hit the age of annual Medicare checkups which include a cognitive section. The first annual was shortly after the election and even though she’s very “go along to get along” she couldn’t stop herself from blurting out something like, “Ugh, it’s that ugly, orange bastard!” when the doctor asked her who the

I think PA lottery sales support various programs for PA’s elderly residents. I’m not going to go broke buying lottery tickets but fantasies are nice, jobs are still being made via cashiers selling tickets (or people staffing the Wawas that house automated machines), and you’re indirectly helping Grandma and Pop-Pop

I’ve been taking figure skating lessons off and on for about 5 years now, having started right before I turned 30. Usually, I wind up in classes with actual kids, bc they’re arranged by skill level. It is very disheartening to explain to the wunderkind 9 year olds (who only started lessons like, 3 weeks prior and

They can’t ALL be from Jersey and Washington state, to be that flummoxed by self-pump gas stations!

And yes I know that Captain Kirk and Captain Picard are 2 different people from 2 different Star Trek shows :-D

Especially in the case of Star Wars, it is too damn big a universe to expect anyone to know or like all aspects. I live and breathe Star Wars but I don’t think I’ve ever read a Star Wars comic, or played any of the video games. I watched Rebels but not in real-time and not on reruns. I probably know way more about the

Yesssssss, I suppose this test wholeheartedly

Every now and then my IBS flares up like nothing doing and I swear, the worst part of it is when I’m finally in bed, finally drifting off to sleep (bc oh yeah I also have insomnia)...and my gastro system is like, “HA HA HA NOT YET!!”

My mother is a retired hospice nurse and can confirm that even when a patient is near death, senile AF, deaf, blind, riddled with cancer to the point of being like, 85 pounds, and literally just laying in bed waiting for that blinding light to show up...there is still a good chance a nurse or orderly will walk in on

I was really afraid that Paula would quit her job because man, she deserves to get out of debt and put son #2 through college! So I’m glad that she was able to have both professional and personal fulfillment.

In college, I went to a movie marathon of all 3 LOTR movies (theatrical versions only) for like, 9-9.5 hours. The post-movies conversation I had with an exchange student at the bus stop was easily the most I’ve been incoherent while still being sober 

The best softball song ever, bar none