I worked for an editor who did scream at everyone, all the time, for no reason. It resulted in me screaming back at him to the point that the managing editor had to separate us. To this day I am embarrassed about my behavior that day. The other guy is still a rage-hungry drunk who’s now unemployed, spinning lies on…

Christ almighty, that is the most disturbing image to come out of this mess

“Meredith got his degree in recreation and sports science and coaching education in 2018.”

Someone please throw my wallet into the ocean before it’s too late

Didn’t a previous WS catalogue hawk Trisha Yearwood’s “Christmas in a Cup” monstrosity?? I didn’t think they sold well enough to justify a whole pitcher but I guess I’m not plugged in enough to the stupid crap that people will buy

1) I truly needed this today (a family member passed away last night, on the heels of multiple family members having medical emergencies since November). Drew, I am so glad BIG PEPPERMINT BARK didn’t silence you permanently back in December. Keep fighting the good fight against four-digit espresso makers!!!

I love how neat and precise Dr. Lee is with her stitches, it’s true artistry

Well I am shocked at this, totally shocked. Who knew??? [/sarcasm]

I know there are bosses like Principal Spoors who 1) offload firing of staff to underlings and 2) make the soon-to-be fired employee train their replacement, unawares, but damn is that kind of an evil thing to do. Props to Bob’s Burgers for capturing the banality of evil?

Am I the only one who finds Chrissy Teigan insufferable as hell? She could cure cancer tomorrow, all by herself, and I think I’d still be all, “ugh WTF-ever, lady, stop being so damn impressed with yourself.”

Ugh, that is rough. My mother has at least 2 siblings with definite dementia/Alzheimer diagnoses. Another sibling is possibly showing signs of dementia but her adult children are in complete denial about it. My mom is freaked out about what this means for her future. Anyway, cognitive decline sucks and is scary :-(

That honestly all sounds super delicious! 

I’ve been reading Deadspin for a while and while poop stories are not my favorite, I can usually skim through them without shuddering in horror. When today’s funbag question popped up (just as I was pulling into the parking lot at work), I almost dry-heaved.

That sounds delicious!

Oh man I have so many stretch marks around my thighs and boobs and it’s all from gaining weight after college, losing some of it, gaining more, etc :-( And at 35, I’ve pretty much set myself on a child-free course for the rest of my life

It’s the “baby!” on the baby stick figure that slays me

Seconding this so much. A friend of a friend went through this nonsense several times with an on-again, off-again BF in college. If I could go back, I would have called 911 on her behalf as soon as the words were out of her BF’s mouth the first time. Spoiler alert--he never went through with a suicide attempt b/c it…

It took me longer than it should to realize that you’re broken up as soon as one person says, “I’m breaking up with you.” The breaker-uppee (ugh, sorry) can argue or bargain all they want but one the breaker-upper says, “bye Felicia/Felix!,” that is it.

I wish so hard that would happen but I honestly don’t expect there to be a next president in 2020. Clowney McOrangeFuckFace is absolutely going to openly declare himself Idiot Emperor for Life and no one will stop him

Ah, good catch! It’s been a while since I’ve read the article so I’m forgetting some stuff. It did seem like the parents (or at least one parent) were in super denial about the danger their potentially-sociopathic child posed to the children in the house :-( So that stuck with me because it wouldn’t surprise me if,…