And yes I know that Captain Kirk and Captain Picard are 2 different people from 2 different Star Trek shows :-D

Especially in the case of Star Wars, it is too damn big a universe to expect anyone to know or like all aspects. I live and breathe Star Wars but I don’t think I’ve ever read a Star Wars comic, or played any of the video games. I watched Rebels but not in real-time and not on reruns. I probably know way more about the…

Yesssssss, I suppose this test wholeheartedly

Every now and then my IBS flares up like nothing doing and I swear, the worst part of it is when I’m finally in bed, finally drifting off to sleep (bc oh yeah I also have insomnia)...and my gastro system is like, “HA HA HA NOT YET!!”

My mother is a retired hospice nurse and can confirm that even when a patient is near death, senile AF, deaf, blind, riddled with cancer to the point of being like, 85 pounds, and literally just laying in bed waiting for that blinding light to show up...there is still a good chance a nurse or orderly will walk in on…

I was really afraid that Paula would quit her job because man, she deserves to get out of debt and put son #2 through college! So I’m glad that she was able to have both professional and personal fulfillment.

In college, I went to a movie marathon of all 3 LOTR movies (theatrical versions only) for like, 9-9.5 hours. The post-movies conversation I had with an exchange student at the bus stop was easily the most I’ve been incoherent while still being sober 

The best softball song ever, bar none

I worked for an editor who did scream at everyone, all the time, for no reason. It resulted in me screaming back at him to the point that the managing editor had to separate us. To this day I am embarrassed about my behavior that day. The other guy is still a rage-hungry drunk who’s now unemployed, spinning lies on…

Christ almighty, that is the most disturbing image to come out of this mess

“Meredith got his degree in recreation and sports science and coaching education in 2018.”

Someone please throw my wallet into the ocean before it’s too late

Didn’t a previous WS catalogue hawk Trisha Yearwood’s “Christmas in a Cup” monstrosity?? I didn’t think they sold well enough to justify a whole pitcher but I guess I’m not plugged in enough to the stupid crap that people will buy

1) I truly needed this today (a family member passed away last night, on the heels of multiple family members having medical emergencies since November). Drew, I am so glad BIG PEPPERMINT BARK didn’t silence you permanently back in December. Keep fighting the good fight against four-digit espresso makers!!!

I love how neat and precise Dr. Lee is with her stitches, it’s true artistry

Well I am shocked at this, totally shocked. Who knew??? [/sarcasm]

I know there are bosses like Principal Spoors who 1) offload firing of staff to underlings and 2) make the soon-to-be fired employee train their replacement, unawares, but damn is that kind of an evil thing to do. Props to Bob’s Burgers for capturing the banality of evil?

Am I the only one who finds Chrissy Teigan insufferable as hell? She could cure cancer tomorrow, all by herself, and I think I’d still be all, “ugh WTF-ever, lady, stop being so damn impressed with yourself.”

Ugh, that is rough. My mother has at least 2 siblings with definite dementia/Alzheimer diagnoses. Another sibling is possibly showing signs of dementia but her adult children are in complete denial about it. My mom is freaked out about what this means for her future. Anyway, cognitive decline sucks and is scary :-(

Oh man it is soooooo crazy! And I honestly don’t even feel a lot of sympathy for some of the people she conned, like the hotel concierge, because they full on knew something was up but let her slide anyway because: BRIBES