This is the complete opposite of smooth.

This is what think too. The game looks amazing for its age in 4k, and I don’t really see the purpose of a remaster. It has a pretty stylized aesthetic, and doesn’t need a port to the RDR2 visuals.

They got feelings in Survival. It was terrible. 

Everyone’s always talking about Dawn of the Dead or Day of the Dead, but no one’s talking about the Feelings of the Dead.

Baffling why they wouldn’t take this golden opportunity to raise Romero from the dead so that he can direct the movie and actually see it from the perspective of the undead, instead of the cultural appropriation he did while alive.

I knew he was headed down this path as soon as I saw the Very Special Episode where Tim and Jill found his weed. He's a bad egg.

You post the kind of tabloid shit TMZ is known for, use TMZ as a source, and include a dig at TMZ for posting tabloid shit. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Dominoes pizza really isn’t horrible for chain pizza, definitely better than Pizza Hut or Papa John’s. Chicken and bacon with the garlic parm sauce on thin crust is friggen awesome and the desserts they have are decent too.

It’s a lot simpler than that. It’s basically like George Lucas meets the Peter Principal. Early on there were people to check Elon’s self destructive impulses and terrible ideas (“no George, we can’t have all the characters in Star Wars speak Japanese like you want.”). But when he got more powerful he surrounded…

Did AIMusk write this?

Bruh

Whelp, sounds like someone’s headed back to the Jonathan Minors

Are we all that surprised? After all, this is the same guy who held Santa Claus hostage for decades.

Man when you base your whole life around a single song only to find out it’s a lie...

The article writers don’t like it either. Kotaku writers vs. Kotaku owners is an ancient ongoing war.

Its not like the writer has any control over the website or the ads.

I think Tarantino just has those arguments in the shower where you always win against what you imagine someone would say, and maybe thinks they’re actually happening because of how vividly they appear in his head.

The Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit and the Seasoned Potatoes are both fan-fucking-tastic. You really missed out!

EPs hate this one simple trick!

In summary, Ezra Miller is a land of contrasts.