Of course it was Stenson who invited the guy under the ropes. He’s been nothing but a class act when interacting with fans at Hazeltine. He spent a good 25-30 minutes signing autographs and taking selfies with fans near one of the practice greens, laughing and joking with several spectators. The Euro players are the…

Oh... you took it to a dark place.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

I love getting cat meat on my pizza!

When there is a Kinja party I hope everyone is invited except you.

My wife and I had a dog with a fucked-up thyroid. He was blind, too, and had been dumped by his previous owners. He was found living in a strip mall parking lot. Even though his diet consisted almost entirely of food scraps and the feces of other animals, he still had ballooned to well over 30 pounds when he was…

I’m sorry you don’t have sex, Sean

So if one of the players would’ve grabbed the kid, do the refs shoot him?

No, I meant dragging it behind him like an trailer.

Richard Sherman Explains Why Players Shouldn’t Trust The NFL

AKA “the Jalopnik special”

Richard Sherman should probably be President of the NFLPA one day. He won’t be, because he’s too smart and too opinionated, but he should be. Perhaps he’ll run for public office. I’d vote for him.

Despite what people might say, this is not really black and white. Technically, that video is what is called “grayscale.”

“With a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘hold on’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the h*** did you get that banana?!’” - Mitch Hedberg

Nice

The Magic Number is and will forever remain at 69

No shame for continually losing to the powerhouse Cincinnati Reds, who have everything to play for.

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.