Aren’t Ocelots also native to the Nevada desert? Las Vegas Ocelots would get a lot of cachet from Archer fans.

How on earth is Aces or Outlaws not being used?!

I definitely agree. I remember the hype when it came out, like flash! bang! mission impossible! Aaaand then where is it now?

The much-anticipated BMW i8 is a technological quantum leap forward in terms of design, engineering, and performance. But above all, it’s a car to get people excited about cars again. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the new ambassador of car culture.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

Didnt they uh actually go to the Super Bowl? And get summarily raped by Gruden’s Bucs?

Buell-er?

Everything you need to know about where this franchise is headed can be gleaned from the opening paragraph (THIS WAS THE FUCKING OPENING) of a profile of their owner.

The Rich Gannon Raiders honestly feel as far back in the past as the Industrial Revolution. They were a Tuck Rule away from going to the Super Bowl; how is that possible?

Any time my Raiders fan friend gets excited about their prospects, I look at him and just say “JaMarcus Russell”

That haircut is business in the back, Megan’s Law in the front.

These are all ‘shopped.

buuuuuuuuut, like, the GTI isn’t very hot anymore as far as hatches go. It’s a nice grownup car. Whackos drive STs.

Priorities, honey. We’re talking about fencing here.

I’m glad to know there are normal fencers out there. I dated a fencer who was so obsessed with the sport that he got upset at me for “ruining” a tournament for him because I was upset about my miscarriage. Just goes to show there are fanatics in every sport.

And Virginia.

Patrick George: hates Camaro.

It had rained just a few hours before which, I think, is why you could smell it.

I’m always terrified of a car’s battery dying while I shoot so I keep them running, but so much heat was expelled from the S63 it actually heated the grass below to the point where you could smell it.