FYI, Teixeira is actually retiring at the end of the season, not Friday.

“My job description does not entail a farewell tour.”

Makes sense in that you can buy a nice C30 for less than $10k or makes sense in that we have a direct family line: P1800ES > 480 > C30?

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

I appreciate your use of the acronym for Way True, Friend!

I FEEL FANTASTIC.

probably ate some shitty airline snack

A spokeswoman said of his tremendously big fuckup, “It seems that he got on to the tarmac because he’d missed his flight but the plane he was trying to get on wasn’t his.”

They tried repeatedly. But every time they got close to making progress, it was De Ja Vu all over again.

Dang, you have expensive taste in strippers.

Spoiler alert.

I’ll give these people props for using a van rather than the usual bro-dozer people think they need to pull a couple of quads.

That one is easy. the towing setup on back shows a class III hitch. he probably tows a trailer a lot and that is a redneck “airfoil” to hopefully give him some gas mileage back when towing. Sadly it won’t because towing anything large with a under powered dodge caravan is a very bad idea.

Or, he is an illegal baby…

Hahaha yeah, what happened was that within two years it went from being a $15,000 car to a $50,000 car.

How much ya think it’s worth? She’s a classic Wurlitzer..

Who says I have to sell my own organs?

So was her Mustang in the body shop?

That vehicles looks out of its Element.

We need, like, 18,000 more of you.