Better yet, wear a t-shirt of a picture with you next to the GTR. Ask them to take a pic of you next to the GTR. 

B58? So close. B57 is the wild one that belongs on this list. That is, the quad-turbo, I6 diesel B57 belongs on this list. 0-60 mph in 4.6 seconds, 41 mpg, and it gives you this...

The transporter tech has two fundamental features to describe why you don’t do this. The first is it is not putting atoms where there were none before, but rather an exchange of atoms is occurring. Whether that is a “here, let me trade your atmospheric atoms for some carbon-based protein atoms”, or more of a…

My mechanic wanted $900 to change an oil sending unit (a cheap sensor), as he insisted on doing it “by the book”, which involved removing the front clip and radiator. Turns out the part can be accessed by simply unbolting the top of the rad, tilting it forward, and relying on a thin wrench to remove and replace the…

Simple. The owner wiped off the markings to match his tattoo.

On top of that it is a car dealer in the SF Bay Area, which adds a ridiculous 20% premium on pricing, so this should be a $22k Viper anywhere else.

At least we all have that in common.

Sounds like a real money-maker for Deadspin, to stick exclusively to the sport of Polo Equestrian of the Palm Beaches

Oddly, it keeps getting filtered by car sales sites as a wagon.

Well maybe to replace the EcoBoost Flex, Ford will add more juice to the Transit Connect and drop in the ST or RS drivetrain.

It’d be a financial miracle to get a Land Cruiser by mortgaging the Scamp.  Plus, he’d have nothing to write about.

At this point the best strategy is to build and promote a competing site that follows the true original ethos of these sites, and mention it in every one of these posts on the shitty ad media.

I got a little ad-revenue concept goin’ jing-a-ling-a-ling
Wants to selfie you on the Droidphone baby, a-give you an Instagramming
But each time we try, I get the same old thing
Always no SpaceSelfie until I get a little cha-cha-ching
My honey my baby, don’t put my photo on no shelf
She said don’t hand me no S9s and keep…

The problem with the open-concept office isn’t the openness. It’s the concept. Ripping down the walls to clear out space sounds like a grand idea, but there is a whole learning on office practices and behaviors that has to happen at all levels to make it work. Here are some key points-

Also, nine-to-five is pretty damn flexible. I’d kill to be able to roll in at that time and still be off to catch happy hour.

Their current mantra seems to be “Build slightly better quality cars than Subaru.”

How about a portmanteau of “Mustang”, “Mach”, and the ‘E’ for “Electric”?

Unless they meant “Financially”.

“I feel like a kid in a candy store without the owners because you can do anything.”

Ah y'know I am confusing them with the Crosstrek, which comes in some nice candy colors