Future Cardinal player

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

I saw Clemmons leaving a Burger King drive thru in Tampa once. He stopped his car in the intersection outside about 50 yards from the from the front of the restaurant, got out, and hurled and unwrapped double Whooper hard enough to stick to the front-facing window for around 10 seconds before sliding down leaving a…

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

Shit, son, bunts are just good solid fundamental baseball. Problem with the game today is not enough people know how to lay down a good bunt.

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

i also piss in the sink

Pablo Sandoval moved by touching tribute

Word of advice: never ask your realtor for recommendations for a home inspector, or any kind of inspector (e.g. arborist, pool inspector, chimney/fireplace inspector, etc.).

Rio, please replace with this:

“Who wants to sex Lilly?” - Lilly King at Olympic Village tonight

It’s very small. You have to be very familiar with the Chinese flag to understand that.

Du Li noted.

Jesus. We get it. You think Ledecky and any athlete who does anything remotely extraordinary is doping. Enjoy the games, and then the NFL season, and then the NBA season, and then maybe just stop watching sports.

Oh, come on. You could have easily gone with all “F” sounds but you quit after just three words? Here you go.

If you are buying a house, even a new one, have it inspected by a home-inspection professional. If there are large trees on the property, have them inspected too, by an arborist. When I bought my house, the three huge hemlock trees on the property were infested with wooly adelgid. The cost of removing those trees was…

You need a place to live. Stashing money in a house seems like a great plan until you actually need some cash. Houses are not easy to turn into money, and even if you do then you need to find a new place to live.

It’s hilariously laughable to think anyone my age would be able to put 20% down in my city unless they have help from family or have been living ridiculously frugally since college.

Get the 30 year and feel good about it.