sonicthehedgehog
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Did Bofa get signed though?

Everybody tells me it’s cargo shorts.

“When in Rome do as the Mormons"

Fernominal! +1

Holy shit, look at this pussification of football take after a pre-season game is cancelled from this motherfucker.

There is a reason many foreign born players use interpreters. The main reason is to avoid talking to douche nozzles such as Exhibit A; Todd. I find it hilarious when idiots get the blow off of a one word answer after asking some long winded tripe.

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

His weak-ass apology:

Speak English? Why would I want him speaking like a British twat? Dude better learn to speak American or get out.

I’ve run the numbers, and it seems that 3 went into 23 seven times, with #2 remaining.

I get it. Obviously you are referring to the unfortunate alignment of their jersey numbers.... 3 x 23 = 69.

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

Give them a break, it has to be difficult to plan for a regularly scheduled, annual event.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Are you accusing Lilly King of doping? That’s kind of a big deal if you are, especially with zero evidence to accompany it.

I sold my clean, sonic blue 06 S60R with 160k miles on it for less than that and was pretty happy with the price I got vs. other similar cars. Nice car, but crack pipe.

Because he’s probably not a strong enough player for the Bears to pull rank and get out of training camp for the time that he would need to see her in Rio. He could get kicked off the team if he skipped training camp. It’s a shitty situation, but I would blame the shittiness on the Bears, not on the husband. I work at

Seriously?! Not just all of this ridiculousness, but you DIDN’T GO WITH YOUR WIFE WHEN SHE WAS COMPETING IN THE OLYMPICS?!?! How many Superbowls did you make her sit through? She literally competes one week every four years. WTF?