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Right?! It’s clearly a blue car.

That’s not surprising. California is usually the problem child when it comes to all of the states in the U.S.

15 months seems really young but by the time I was 6 or 7 I had figured out sitting in the car listening to the radio was way better than following my mom around the grocery store.

The state alleges that the plans were not adequate or quick enough for what California requires.

Yes, wouldn’t this just be an incomplete pass? Even a touchback nets you a few yards.

Worst case is he heaves it nowhere near anyone and gets flagged for intentional grounding.

“What if, instead of kicking the ball, the punter threw the ball, Hail Mary-style, toward the kick returner? Worst case, if the kick returner catches the ball, there was an interception, and he gets tackled right where he was.”

Psh... V6. Do not want.

We don’t kneed those kind of comments.

Word has it that Manning is too high brow to offer Roethlisberger some HGH, but that is exactly where the high brow came from.

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Dronedarone, Cortisone, Percocet, Horse Tranquilizers. But no steroids. That’d be morally wrong.

I’m no Kiffin fan either. But you have to look at some of the circumstances. When he got fired as the Raiders Head Coach, it’s because he disagreed with Al Davis about drafting Jamarcus Russell. Russell was a bust and plus Al Davis fired coaches all of the time. Kiffin needed a bullet for his resume. His tenure at

I was gonna buy one, but I’m holding out for the Rolls Royce Phantom St. Elmo’s Fire.

No way. Outlaw Country never apologies!

Outlaw country!

Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.


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Who doesn’t love the gastronomy, right? Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.