We’re already there, thanks to the official car company of people who don’t give a shit about cars but have too much money:

Each iteration seems to be the same but somehow worse. Cadillac and Infiniti seem to share a philosophy that dashes should get busier and cheaper with each update.

I wouldn’t be surprised if, one day, you open the hood, and its just a big plastic cover staring back at you!! You wait and see, it is going to happen!

the modern engine bay... quick, cover up the engine so it’s just wires and hoses.

Poor Vikings Fan: “Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

Quick story!

+1 sale into white slavery.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

They will wait for Johnny Highball.

Do you guys think he’ll be a Cowboy by this afternoon, or will they wait until tomorrow?

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

So is the chili.

there’s “dirty” (Vontaze Burfict comes to mind here) and then there is sleazy (coaches pulling hair, coaches coming onto the field to start shit, coaches trying to trip kick returners)

Its not uncommon for players to lose their composure and lack maturity, but the Steelers’ coaching staff has to be one of the most…

Wouldn’t it have been fairer to just call that game a dirty one all around? You’re feeding into the narrative that the Bengals were the dirty ones and the Steelers were much less so, beyond a celebrated Giovanni Bernard helmet to helmet hit. There was plenty of chippiness and dirty moves traded, but focusing only on…

He’s like the human equivalent of skyline chili.

There are deep psychological explanations for Vontaze Burflict’s behavior. He’s taking out his anger at a world which spellchecks refuse to recognize his name.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

I’ve seen surprising comparisons to Scott Norwood’s Super Bowl miss and the two are not in the same category. Norwood was solid but just pushed and from a much tougher distance.