This is exactly the kind of attitude that let GM off the hook for years for the faulty ignition switch scandal.

Screw that. N57S. Go for broke.

Maybe he should take a knee on this one. Preferably in the presence of Vontaze Burfict.

If you think this leak is embarrassing for this administration, just wait until they get to the tapes on the Russian servers!

They get all pissy with me too when I try to reset their dislocated shoulder, and won’t let bygones be bygones on me dislocating it in the first place.  Jerks.

And good luck getting them to recite the alphabet backwards!

Lakers trainers getting Jjigae with it.

The only other example people might be able to cite would be the Dodge Dakota Convertible of the late 1980s which, uh, is rarely remembered with much reverence. Hagerty says less than 4,000 were sold between 1989 and ’91.

Who is paying the Red Sox in Dicks?

What’s worse is the ads are now in the article. No I do not want to hear about a cool new way to grow 2 inches, and how it's so safe even NBA players are doing it. 

I’ll do you one better. I park in the edge-most spot, with the passenger-side tires close to the curb. What infuriates me is the people who park on or over the white line, at some point inhibiting my ability to open my door.  It has strangely happened multiple times with different cars, to the point I am tempted to…

+1 glove.

Close. It's Melania, looking for an out. He gets impeached, she files for divorce before the money is all gone, he goes to jail.  In that order. 

Loses his seat?  I hope he is also impeached.

I really want to DD a crash sled more than ever after reading this.

JR Smith is higher than everyone on that list.

Yes. With one exception- he would make them all sit through his set before the firing.

And a higher win percentage than Kyle Shanahan.

Air suspension, AWD, turbo, hybrid, and all-wheel steering?  The Audi stinger is what you call the post-warranty repair bill.

And a straw will take out your eye if you forget to pay attention to its whereabouts one time. I’ll take my chances with the ice.