In response, Byton told The Verge that it has “almost 500” employees at its research and development center in Santa Clara, Calif., the “vast majority” of which are engineers, in addition to engineers in China at its headquarters in Nanjing

Actually surprised they’re not all marked ‘S’, for sousmultipliée, because damn the English!

Well that, and off-roading is starting to get the stink-eye from environmentalists on how the activity is ruining the earth, negating the fact that a lot of the off road lands are neither arable nor buildable, and the preservation of off road lands is better served for the environment than bulldozing them into…

It's obviously a design flaw.  They'll correct it so the hole won't leak anymore air out, while still allowing in the tasty polonium. 

Check your closet.

What’s so bad about item 1?

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

I think I have the same in-laws.

Looking forward to the impending lawsuit from NYC that Uber is clogging up data lanes. 

Citation needed.

This is the statement of someone who has never seen partially synchronized swimming.

I bought my car through CarMax with similar circumstances: rare model (e91 6MT ZSP), priced at or below market for that car (manual wagon markup is insane), and knowing the model and mileage, opted for the warranty. The warranty cost is prorated based on reliability, so if it is costing $3k or up, your model may be on…

I used to have a spare Saab for the days my e91 was problematic.  Yup, a car from a dead brand was more reliable than BMW. 

Or raised his billable hours rate.

That, and a pic of the button that changes “the wilderness of the noise" would be nice.  

At the tail end of the great recession, the private company my dad worked for was sold to a muuuch larger private company. The owner who sold the company addressed the concerned staff in a mandatory presentation, where he announced the news, and walked (or more precisely, danced) off the stage to this music:

JD & The Straight Shot. Mostly because at some point it means you were employed by James Dolan, and may be a Knick.

Week?  Month?  Who’s counting?

Well then get ready to be more bleakened, as we all got excited for his replacement, Devin Funchess.

In my city? It’s the PAC that forces the city to spend more money on legal challenges than on new infrastructure. Ironically this PAC also paid for the current representatives to get elected, then threw a fit when the elected officials wouldn’t alter the city plan to their whim (namely, a new theatre, in spite of…