sonicthehedgehog
my car smells like crayons
sonicthehedgehog

Similarly here, I provide the +15°. My wife provides the can’t.

In less than an hour it's shooting out the other end.

This looks like practice for the upcoming Father-Son Exhibition game. Those Fetts are no slouches!

That would depend on its weight too. For instance, you can’t just lop a wheel off an SUV and hope that it passes as a motorcycle for registration and carpool purposes (at least that’s what the judge told me).

They all misunderstood the invitation and showed up at the part.

Well he didn’t start his sentence with “as a crossfitter...”

Thank goodness snakes can’t swim!

Alaska has oil, so “no”.

On item B, every pickup truck near me is a perfectly clean crew cab that has never seen the dirt, with a box lid (either a cap or hard tonneau cover), and is used exclusively for commuting or getting the kids to school.  So rather than buying a wagon, folks will buy a truck for a premium, and then spend more money

Can confirm. I skidded off the road, and my protective gear was shredded through my palms and at my knees (from a slide in a forward kneeling position). My knees were exactly as you described, especially after the ER attendant had finished steel-brushing the gravel out of the wounds. There is no way in hell this

If it’s any consolation, I was mortified at that age by the “YipYip” aliens from Sesame Street.

The last player to break a Big Mac sign like that was Bartolo Colon at the order kiosk.

All you need to know about the Seahawks is how short-sighted they are on position players is to look at their kicker situation for the past few years. Long-time Seahawk Steven Hauschka was up for a new contract, and instead of paying him, they let him walk. This brought forth one year of Blair Walsh (ignoring the bad

Noteworthy is the depreciation of the two Jeeps will be much less than the drop in the Watercar. Spending six figures on the Panther will get you underwater in more ways than one.

Even the prestige is falling by the wayside, as 1M clones (with the S65) are becoming a thing, and they will start with a 135i to begin with.

Pics of stick shift or it didn't happen.

Oddly, there are different building requirements for garages than housing. Venting is the obvious one, but the one that caught me off guard was the drywall thickness (1/2" for normal building, 5/8" for garage).

As long as we’re throwing out inane ideas, I say institute the same rules as ‘21', and if the team goes over they have to go back to 11.  Loser's mom has to bring the orange slices.

Mark my words, the electric revolution will turn noise-making for vehicles on its ear (no pun intended). Instead of gas-powered cars and bikes making as much noise as possible (because more noise means more power, apparently), electric modders will look to make their vehicles as quiet and stealthy as possible. 

Just put a windfarm on his chin already. Boom- Infinite power.