Ask the Lakers ownership how that works.

Biden’s political history: anti-busing, pro-bussing.

Simplistic design, 5-door fake trunk hatchback, and low cost no frills model with a base underpowered engine. I honestly had to check to see if this wasn’t a badge-engineered Dodge Shadow.

Land Rover is now owned by Tata, who also own Jaguar, and Tetley Tea.

Add a flappy tongue protruding from the lower intake scoop and you've won the day.

As long as the music is going through speakers larger than 8". I am told Initial D is better subbed. 

Are you implying the little ones sneak in?  Devious little bastards.

Sorry fellas, gotta go. I have to go paint myself green and shakedown tourists wanting to take my picture in Times Square.

It can be whatever it wants, but it better have "relax bro lol" on its label.

3) Stop selling tickets to infants and toddlers. Or at least to the lower deck.

And now we all await the president blasting “goalfish” on Twitter for calling him Mormon.

An oil stain on their shirt is a signature for most modern BMW owners.

Europeans contend with potholes and poor road conditions by a concept foreign to most Americans: taking the train.

There’s not a single Plumlee on the list, so it can’t be all bad.

Your mother is a genius. Can’t get rear-ended at a stop sign if you don’t stop.

Serial Rapist.

Well there’s your problem. Those instructions are in English only!

Paralyzed while trying to fellate himself while driving through Prairie Village, with his pants around his ankles.  Again. 

And in second place, Trae Young.