Why would you ever want a non-functional helmet?

Well that, and their promo shot choice of using a frickin mausoleum in the background.  What, a virtual graveyard was too on-the-nose?

$90,000!  Did you spring for the undercoat?

“I hold my ground.

It already has an LG4.

Sounds like a meaty beer at the taphouse.

“We don’t know which airbags went into which VINs, and we’re not going to recall all of them”

Excellent comment/username synergy

Austin, TX?  Which is too bad, cuz I could handle cockroaches.

Used BMW 328d xDrive wagons have dipped below $30k (to counter the Golf SportWagen suggestion).

We signed up for a family membership to CuriOdyssey, which includes a reciprocity agreement to AZA-accredited zoos (as well as ASTC Science Centers). That means half-priced admissions to these zoos, on top of the regular benefits for the hosting facility membership (free parking, free admission, and special event…

VW tries, fails to make T-Roc a Thing.

I don’t know why Republicans are so bent out of shape.

Any dog that hops in a car for a ride along appreciates in value.  It's a net positive.

T-shirt launchers at ten paces.

ICE car fires to my knowledge generally don’t start when you’re parked (unless we’re talking supercars here). You can also put out a gas fire fairly quickly.

The trick here is not to measure it against similar Celicas, but also similar ASC-touched vehicles of that era.  Nissan 240SX, 300ZX, and M30 are three examples, the first two available with a stick.  And any of those can be had for well under $8k.

BMW really needs to improve the engine naming scheme, now that the ICD-10 has taken over with these codes too. Nobody should be boasting “I have an N74, and it’s monstrous!”.

You’re going to have to be more specific. 60°? 90°? 54°? 10.5°/15° (aka “VR6")? And turbo it- hot-vee, or traditional turbo?

My dad had an 87 Monte Carlo. When he got a work vehicle he bestowed it upon my mom to haul us in.