And nobody will ever see it.

Fun Fact: Alfa Systems developed games with Hudson Soft.

Similarly, a Ford-era XJR can be had for similar price. And you wouldn't feel bad hooning it.

Scotiabank Arena is dumb because there already is a Scotiabank Center.  

Glazer and Woloshin are lucky they weren’t kicked out earlier when their daughter first picked up a crayon. The only reason they were able to stay so long was a case of role-reversal; nobody wanted to provide Scottie Pippen a decent tip.

Have you considered employment in the air travel industry?  

And drop a SBC in the husk.

Call me old-school, but I'd take Maestro Fresh Wes over any of them. 

Leave it to the Bucs to find a way to make an oil company that had been responsible for the biggest environmental disaster in U.S. history look good.

I’m holding out for the 2024 BMW X7, with 14-row seating!

I guess the load carrying capacity of the Spirit was taken for granite.

I miss getting a blister on my index finger every time I wanted to dial my family overseas. Bonus points for having to wait extra long for the return for each ‘9' or ‘0' in the rotary pulse dialer. Then to have the coronary when the inevitable long distance phone bill arrived. Such a time to be alive!

18.  Realize it's a Landau roof.

I’ve found Trader Joe’s has an excellent tonic, served in a small can for a great price. It doesn’t have the sweetness of Canada Dry or Schweppes, which is nice.

Plot twist- Splinter is a Norwegian rat.

Potato, Potatoe.

OveRbland.

Honda will just rebrand it as a “pre-cognitive supplemental restraint system - works as intended”.

20 IQ points dumber? If my learning is correct, for most of the Jalopnik commentariat that would mean they owe IQ points!