Less sorcery, more Sikorskory.

Or Moto Guzzi

You're right. They should bring back the Coupe DeVille. As a four-door SUV.

A Miata trailering an Ibiza. Sports car with a SEAT with plenty of room in the back.

Whatever it is, all mayo should be served in squeeze bottles, with the motto of "Someone could get squirt!"

Plenty of cars have boobs. They just happen to be the ones driving them.

It didn't seem like Cora stated anything about him playing or not playing for Puerto Rico, which is an odd thing to bring up. Chalk that one up to Stroman's fallacy.

And to really screw it up, all Hail Mary plays are going to be reviewed by the Georgia Senate.

Their viewership is comprised completely of patrons of sports bars, waiting for their connecting flight.  Like CNN, but for sports. 

Damn. Too late. I already threw my baby’s car seat down the garbage disposal, right next to the coffee grains.

Trail Blazers: (skip to next song)

That’s a damn Family Circus comic.

Or this:

They signed A-Rod?

He likes the O face.

Exactly, and it goes more than the engine. Different brakes, suspension, and (IIRC) transmission; and in the case of the Cobalt SS, different steering column too.

Which makes you either the worst, or the best substitute high school physics teacher: plus using Craig for your example of Schroedinger’s scat.

I’m not sure I get Lillard’s complaint here. In slow mo it appears Igoudala and him do tangle elbows, but there was just as much grabbing from Iggy as there was a push off from Lillard. Even if the refs call the foul, that gives the Trail Blazers two free throws and gets the Warriors the ball back with less than 5…

I hope he has a career much like Larry Johnson, which should include $1M by Converse to play the role of C.J. McCollum’s Grandmama.

What's up with those flat-ass seats?  Even quilted stitching couldn't save them from looking like someone wrapped leather around a diving board.