Declared a traitor and deported.  Let his overseas buddies figure out the rest. 

By the sounds of it, Feinstein and her ilk will reject any initiative that came from the fresh faces in Congress, insistent on only the old guard knows what they are doing. This whole “wait your turn” philosophy falls flat when she was reminded on how government works (or how her way doesn’t). What Feinstein is…

She won on name recognition only.

But only after seeing the video evidence.

Well now they can start handing them out to the men at Packers games.

Automakers have done that. And the Jalopnik community crapped all over it.

Can confirm. My Cougar with one tailpipe had the suffering-6.

My favorite for bikes is “giggle stick” (throttle, and how twisting it makes one giggle with Glee)

Plot twist: it got to 1 million miles by never being shut off. Seriously, look what it takes to get to the starter solenoid:

Punting will likely hurt your metatarsals more than the judge.

Something you put money into and listen to the sounds of an angry wife.

It will be fun to watch the game when the opposing coach takes the classic battle strategy of superior numbers. And by that he’ll have every player wear “69".

“Chris, can you name one foreign threat in the world today outside this country’s borders that currently kills more Americans than the threats crossing our southern border?”

The police asked the horse racing patrons if they were involved, but they all said "neigh".

Looking forward to the full publication of “The Art of the Deal” on Twitter, so we can all continue to not read it.

With so many sore points between the two, it’s a mystery how they haven’t been visited by Dr. Sandra Lee.

Well that’s just plain stupid. Everyone knows you lay sideways between the bumpers to keep the paint fresh!

Which proves we were pronouncing it wrong all along: “Rid-ja-li-née!”

Bonus points if your shoe rack is a load of Crocs.

Let him live forever, penniless, destitute, a shell of a man. We shall hold no pity for him, but rather openly mock and laugh at his very existence. Trot him out as a harbinger of anyone who wishes to idolize him and repeat his cowardly act, with whispers of any new charlatan as “Alex Jones 2.0".