Man, now I know why they’ve never won anything in the past 20 years.

I just get the feeling Hugh Freeze will "lead" Liberty to a 6-6 record and a bowl game and get the Skins job for it

How to fail upwards when you’re not the family member of a CEO:

Nah, he puts five crinkly dollars on the table when he gets seated.

Does he bitch four times as much about the sales tax?

Hey, at least the gap between the worst and the almost not terrible NHL teams is far far closer than any other sport.

Well, that explains all the sexual harassment claims.

I’m sorry, by unwritten rule #56, I have to bean you now.

He’s just cementing himself as the third worst ump in the league. Plus the dude has a dinner reservation.

I mean, they could try, like, being good and making solid contact with the ball. Not, ya know, swinging at the first pitch for no reason other than the fact that you can't strike out on the first pitch.

I mean, there is Vince Carter.

The post alluded to it, but yeah, he was nothing more than a fall guy for the Yorks. 

I’ve been using the Powerport PD-1 for about six months now, and it’s the best one I’ve had. 

I’ve been using the Powerport PD-1 for about six months now, and it’s the best one I’ve had. 

People gamble on simulation football games, I think we can let horse racing go out to pasture.

At least he didn't go full St Louis and cut it sideways then pour Provel on it.

The only thing more Cubs than going from possibly winning the division to pretty much out of the playoffs in a weekend is that when they do get mathematically eliminated, they will go on to win the rest of their games by 4 runs apiece.

That’s exactly what it was. Some ridiculous bad Space Chess bullshit where he thought he could catch the defense expecting a pass.

I’m still thinking Bungles

No

“Those poor, poor, innocent guns” - Wayne Lapierre.

“Those poor, poor, innocent guns” - Wayne Lapierre.