I am SHOCKED, that this was only allowed to happen once.

If you're a star quality player, it does raise your public profile. Think of how many Mets, Jets and Giants games are on national TV despite none of them having been relevant for years.

At least Buff has won a championship.

When they showed the replay that included Williams' reaction on the sideline, I swear my heart grew three sizes

Is it just me or is tampering something that nobody cares about but the league?

I’m a little shocked Rahm didn't go full Daley and tear those letters down in the middle of the night

Double dick move. The "we buy homes" dick move and a fake ticket dick move

I dunno man, why can’t we just civil forfeiture all of their assets and let them rot in a hole until they die?

If Serie A started doing this every game would be an empty arena match.

Fun fact: 60% of the contents of Cleveland landfills are former Browns QB jerseys. You can determine the age of a pile by the name. Going from the Johnny Manzel era all the way back to Tim Couch 

“he is a doddering, senile old oaf who cannot keep his teeth in straight and whose brain appears to be some torn-up sponge chunks floating in dishwater”

In the US. It was probably higher than 51%, but they never led in all three regions at the same time.

Yeah, really throws the whole review off when the best game on the system is in B tier.

Like, they’re deepfakes or something.

Taco Thursday. Gives you that alliteration

So Hong Kong FC won’t be the 55th MLS team?

MLB umpires.

it looks like a penalty flag has been thrown after every single play.

0-15-1 then

Next week all the players will take a knee during the anthem. Not to protest, just to get fired.