I hate this shithole country.

He did, in one of his many pivots. For a while “legacy” verified accounts had a gray check.

All ofthose conference rooms sound like strip club names

I think Sex Panther is less offensive than Elon Musk

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To be fair FIFA 98 slaps

Uhh, question: who is still buying new (or digital) copies of GTA V? Like, if you wanted it, it's been a known quantity for almost a decade

I think a lot of it is because LSD is basically a limited access highway except for at this stretch.

The fact that he’s dead and Cosby isn’t proves that there is no just and loving god

Ok we get it you wish you could work for Nintendo, you don’t need to reply to every comment

Given the shit Musk has pulled on social media (remember when he claimed someone was going to buy all the Tesla stocks and take the company private?) At this point trusting this man with your investment money is as dumb as buying a social media platform for shits and giggles.

I remember spending hours trying to pull off a Superjump

If that person could understand 75% of the words in that sentence his head would explode

“If and only if you are a cis man,”

Don’t besmirch the good name of armadillos like that.

Given that you can be barred from flying for having a name similar to someone the FBI thought might maybe be a terrorist, I don’t see why being convicted of disorderly conduct on a plane is not a no fly thing

Fantastic. I can't wait to pay Ford $20 a month for the privilege of using whatever garbage infotainment system they have. And buried in the ToS is probably something telling me I'm not allowed to remove it.

Don’t forget money laundering!

You could buy floppy discs with user generated levels and mods for games like Doom and Quake. Not only is this not new, it's older than half the people reading this.

No see it's more of a triangular... plan