Well, the NRA, like most terrorist organizations, is pretty firm in their belief that disagreeing with them on one tiny thing means you’re wholly against them.

Good god Nebraska hasn’t been relevant in 20 years, yet they act like the big shit in the Big 10.

I was thinking they bought a truckload of Priuses (Priui?) and someone accidentally threw it on the truck instead of another Prius.

I was thinking cut rate Snake Plissken, but ok.

He needs to shoot the other eye out.

See, we did the opposite, we (a family of the whitest white people that have ever existed) brought cookies for our new neighboors when we moved in. Luckily if they think we tried to murder them, they kept it to themselves.

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Man, if they don’t like his opinion on the American flag, just wait until they hear about their precious “Southern Cross”.

... Is there such a thing as GOOD Raiders news?

Hey, remember the video game that said North Korea would invade the US?

His brain, like he believes the Earth to be, is a flat plane.

Though. To be honest, I’m fairly certain Federer at age 80 in a wheelchair could beat me at tennis at my physical peak with a year of nonstop training.

In all fairness, I literally can't remember a time when the Bears have had a top quality offense, and they've made a Super Bowl in my lifetime. Only to get beat by one of the best QBs in NFL history.

I must object.

Because FOOTBAWWWW

“YOU WANNA REPLACE THAT ONE TOO, ASSHOLE?”

While I don’t want to be “that guy”, it would be up to the NCAA to do that, and they don’t want to because it didn’t involve giving students money, which is pretty much all they give a damn about.

Is it weird that a little part of me wants to see him get traded to the Browns? AB, OBJ, and Baker would be the most talented, potentially dysfunctional trio in history.

I just realized that in my lifetime, my favorite team has won less playoff games (5) than the Patriots have won Super Bowls (also in my lifetime, 6). And I’m not even a Lions fan.

Just remember, in the past 20 years, two teams from the NFC East have been in/won a Super Bowl.