I mean sure, but that's how billionaires operate. It's a high score race, even though not only is it more money than a person can spend in a dozen lifetimes on tangible objects, but most of it is in non-liquid forms (businesses, stocks, real estate, etc)

True, I'd rather have his opinion on a staph infection than in a staff infection.

Somehow that was my exact thought. The Pats will sign him and he'll sack Jets QBs 50 times in his career

Great, way to make it worse. I kinda thought the father was either dead already or completely out of the picture.

Detroit, 70s NYC, ummmmm, East St Louis?

While he was choking out a guy (at least from what the article makes it seem). FFS man. For some people there's a reason to use deadly force, and Mr. Double Assault (at least) & Triple Homicide is a prime candidate

Yet 6/10 MLB umpires said it was a strike. They weren't even asked

“a thing that baseball can’t possibly want to discourage right now is cool plays.”

Hear me out, technically you can get a first down without doing anything. If you get the defense to encroach twice you technically complete the challenge.

“Everyone needs to drive this car but the only way to appreciate it is to see it with a bunch of other cars”

Luckily she gets tested all the damn time, so at least you’d know if she were doping

If the continued employment of Angel Hernandez shows anything, it's that it's physically impossible to be fired as an ump, and that replacing them with players calling their own balls and strikes would be preferable

We have two adorable strong puppers, and we’ve had very good luck with Bark’s toys. They love their unicorn, and Target has a ton of them in store, including seasonal ones.

We have two adorable strong puppers, and we’ve had very good luck with Bark’s toys. They love their unicorn, and…

Obviously Dan would just donate to the Original Americans for the Redskins fund or whatever it's called

I mean, Vince's son is the best in the world.

The Suplex City Beasts. They're terrible, but only play one game a year since they get an automatic bye into the championship.

I was actually calling my fantasy team the Chicago Enforcers for like 15 years until I stopped doing fantasy.

I guess CardinalRams didn't really flow off the tongue

Admittedly, Roughnecks and Renegades sound like names soldiers would call themselves.

The Cyberats would be better than at least 4 of the team names