In all fairness, I literally can't remember a time when the Bears have had a top quality offense, and they've made a Super Bowl in my lifetime. Only to get beat by one of the best QBs in NFL history.

I must object.

Because FOOTBAWWWW

“YOU WANNA REPLACE THAT ONE TOO, ASSHOLE?”

While I don’t want to be “that guy”, it would be up to the NCAA to do that, and they don’t want to because it didn’t involve giving students money, which is pretty much all they give a damn about.

Is it weird that a little part of me wants to see him get traded to the Browns? AB, OBJ, and Baker would be the most talented, potentially dysfunctional trio in history.

I just realized that in my lifetime, my favorite team has won less playoff games (5) than the Patriots have won Super Bowls (also in my lifetime, 6). And I’m not even a Lions fan.

Just remember, in the past 20 years, two teams from the NFC East have been in/won a Super Bowl.

I mean sure, but that's how billionaires operate. It's a high score race, even though not only is it more money than a person can spend in a dozen lifetimes on tangible objects, but most of it is in non-liquid forms (businesses, stocks, real estate, etc)

True, I'd rather have his opinion on a staph infection than in a staff infection.

Somehow that was my exact thought. The Pats will sign him and he'll sack Jets QBs 50 times in his career

Great, way to make it worse. I kinda thought the father was either dead already or completely out of the picture.

Detroit, 70s NYC, ummmmm, East St Louis?

While he was choking out a guy (at least from what the article makes it seem). FFS man. For some people there's a reason to use deadly force, and Mr. Double Assault (at least) & Triple Homicide is a prime candidate

Yet 6/10 MLB umpires said it was a strike. They weren't even asked

“a thing that baseball can’t possibly want to discourage right now is cool plays.”

Hear me out, technically you can get a first down without doing anything. If you get the defense to encroach twice you technically complete the challenge.

“Everyone needs to drive this car but the only way to appreciate it is to see it with a bunch of other cars”

Luckily she gets tested all the damn time, so at least you’d know if she were doping

If the continued employment of Angel Hernandez shows anything, it's that it's physically impossible to be fired as an ump, and that replacing them with players calling their own balls and strikes would be preferable