We have two adorable strong puppers, and we’ve had very good luck with Bark’s toys. They love their unicorn, and Target has a ton of them in store, including seasonal ones.

We have two adorable strong puppers, and we’ve had very good luck with Bark’s toys. They love their unicorn, and…

Obviously Dan would just donate to the Original Americans for the Redskins fund or whatever it's called

I mean, Vince's son is the best in the world.

The Suplex City Beasts. They're terrible, but only play one game a year since they get an automatic bye into the championship.

I was actually calling my fantasy team the Chicago Enforcers for like 15 years until I stopped doing fantasy.

I guess CardinalRams didn't really flow off the tongue

Admittedly, Roughnecks and Renegades sound like names soldiers would call themselves.

The Cyberats would be better than at least 4 of the team names

You made up at least 3 of those.

Houston sounds like a CFL-USA team

Sweet baby Jesus. I need that jersey. It's like the Charlotte Hornets as a 90s minor league hockey team.

“They think they’re a food town because they like bad pizza and salad on hot dogs”

Yeah, Donnie has been known to harass gun manufacturers.

You need to become so old that you should have retired a decade ago. That's the basis for all "age discrimination" lawsuits.

This is the MLS, where you need to build a dinky soccer specific stadium somewhere even if there’s a world class NFL stadium that also has hosted top international soccer games right in the city.

Obviously to differentiate from the fake Salt Lake.

Because obviously football teams play major league soccer.

Really it's the same with most all the sports games too. On the original Xbox I loved the heck out of the NFL games, but they've made them so overly complicated in Madden now I might buy it the year later for $5 if that. Same with NHL and NBA games.

Just another person on welfare “getting a little help, not like those (not white) sponges on society"

Except without the winning streak