True, but a guaranteed matchup with every team at home and away is pretty sweet.

I guess if you're not in good enough shape to be a cop, become an MLB umpire.

Call me crazy (I mean, I am), but if the players got the rookie contract (which, let's not forget, is based solely on where a player was drafted) down a couple years instead of getting rid of the franchise tag, wouldn't that be more beneficial to all the players? 

Trump isn’t used to not being the only Russian spy in the room.

I’m sorry, but why isn’t their team plane based somewhere closer to where their team camp is?

Well, sure he had a tag team match between himself and Shane “The Product of My Semen” McMahon against HBK and a spotlight he claimed was God, but doesn’t everyone do that once in a while?

I will say one thing about Waltman. I do think it’s very upsetting that WWE lets him back whenever (I’m certain he will be at the HOF induction, and was at the DX reunion for Raw 25) even though he was in the porn movie with Chyna, but apparently it disqualified her from any mention before her passing. I know she did…

I could totally see Warrior making something a requirement for him coming back to WWE’s good graces, but I think it might have been more focused on not selling the Self-Destruction DVD anymore and making a glowing one about how great he is instead. Which they did do.

You really understate the space in an Amtrak. Not only are the seats wider, the aisles are wider, and there’s actual headroom. A plane is basically a really fast bus (that somehow has more screaming children).

Oh lord they’ll bring in Jerry Lawler as color commentator.

Doesn’t Brock technically count as a top of the card “worker”? If so man, the rare times you do hear him talk you really hear the damage steroids do to your testicles.

I think WWE’s newfound love of Warrior is twofold. Firstly, for many people the Ultimate Warrior character wasn’t as closely related to the man as a lot of other 80s and 90s stars that WWE loves to fetishize. Other than early Kane (who they took the mask off of anyway), I can’t think of a WWE star of that magnitude…

The only thing worse is if Coach K (I only call him that because I don’t want to spell out Kwithwerohitweriothcy) came in and gave a patronizing speech about how good they are right after they had their hearts ripped out by his team.

Don’t you disrespect Kerry Von Erich like that

The toxic players moved to Fortnite

The Indians got lucky that they have a player on his rookie deal and another who has overperformed his deal by a ridiculous amount.

Someone will make a tiny grey dildo to throw on the field.

I wish someone would make a new VMU with expanded flash storage. People far more talented than I are making GD-Rom replacements, Bluetooth controllers, light guns that work with modern TVs, etc, but no memory card with even 512 MB of storage, which would be more than enough to consolidate my dozen or so cards.

“Russell Westbrook needs to go back to where he came from” Russell is from Long Beach, CA. Therefore this guy wants him to play with Lebron on the Lakers. Obviously.

I dunno, sounds like a cult to me.