I’m shocked Donnie hasn’t put them in the DoD yet.

You really understate the space in an Amtrak. Not only are the seats wider, the aisles are wider, and there’s actual headroom. A plane is basically a really fast bus (that somehow has more screaming children).

Oh lord they’ll bring in Jerry Lawler as color commentator.

Doesn’t Brock technically count as a top of the card “worker”? If so man, the rare times you do hear him talk you really hear the damage steroids do to your testicles.

I think WWE’s newfound love of Warrior is twofold. Firstly, for many people the Ultimate Warrior character wasn’t as closely related to the man as a lot of other 80s and 90s stars that WWE loves to fetishize. Other than early Kane (who they took the mask off of anyway), I can’t think of a WWE star of that magnitude…

The only thing worse is if Coach K (I only call him that because I don’t want to spell out Kwithwerohitweriothcy) came in and gave a patronizing speech about how good they are right after they had their hearts ripped out by his team.

If you can always keep the dongle and controller together then more power to you, but I wouldn’t mind them having put in a Bluetooth chip so I don't have to look for the dongle like I couldn't find the one for my Wavebird for months.

And the 32X (though apparently they’re looking into it), and the Pico, which is the only Sega console ever to have officially licensed Pokemon games.

Don’t you disrespect Kerry Von Erich like that

The toxic players moved to Fortnite

A lot of smart TVs nowadays use one of the OS’s from a streaming stick, usually either Roku or Amazon.

The Indians got lucky that they have a player on his rookie deal and another who has overperformed his deal by a ridiculous amount.

Someone will make a tiny grey dildo to throw on the field.

I wish someone would make a new VMU with expanded flash storage. People far more talented than I are making GD-Rom replacements, Bluetooth controllers, light guns that work with modern TVs, etc, but no memory card with even 512 MB of storage, which would be more than enough to consolidate my dozen or so cards.

“Russell Westbrook needs to go back to where he came from” Russell is from Long Beach, CA. Therefore this guy wants him to play with Lebron on the Lakers. Obviously.

I dunno, sounds like a cult to me.

And that drunk uncle...was Albert Einstein.

But none of those scrubs can hold a candle to Riley Smith.

There’s a 10000% chance they already are. Especially because she's a woman

The Bears were totally fine with Hester being a return man and nothing else. Until he got a big fat contract for returning all those kicks. Then, to validate it in their eyes, they tried putting him at other positions.