I dunno man, someone falling through a roof of a gym is pretty out there.

Still better than what St Louis calls pizza.

Now Bowser can finally rule the Mushroom Kingdom.

Oh, the MLB forced the McCourts to sell the Dodgers because they wanted to use the team for fund their divorce, I’d put that as not as bad as being charged and possibly arrested for soliciting prostitution.

Yeah, looks like it should have been a goal kick (it looked like the striker touched it last before it went out).

Also there are still Pats fans who defend Aaron Hernandez.

I dunno, Bulls fans loved the White Mamba while he was with them.

Honestly, you’ve got a season twice as long as any other major league sport (fine, technically 2 games short of literally twice as long as NHL or NBA season) and you wonder why people don’t go to games. They’re not special, and sitting outside in Chicago, Minneapolis, Cleveland, Detroit, etc in April or early May is…

If they need someone to massage their ego, Bob knows someone.

“Not our problem, we’ll be dead by then” - Boomers

Oh you naive child.

But Puddy was the character who dressed up as a rabid Devils fan.

They’re in Britain, not Florida.

You’ll just succumb to dihydrogen monoxide poisoning that way.

It also stopped two more shows and presumably more from happening. Or maybe they would be Tetris 99 Live, or Anthem Live, or whatever the newest fad with the youths is Live.

[a merciful Ron MacLean interrupts]

Better than PF Chang’s.

Was Sarajevo's fallout Olympics related or mostly from the civil war that happened later? In terms of ones I can remember, Rio and Athens are probably the highest, but Beijing is kind of a question mark.

I legitimately wouldn't be surprised if most of these aren't under the table agreements. "I'll coach your shitty team if you agree to hire my useless offspring for a job"