Hey man, Donnie’s imaginary friend is black.

Because anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows to get the hell away from Iowa.

“no player has ever been so accused of disloyalty for leaving a team as a free agent.”

31, but I would have 32 if I could spell wiffle. Also it took me way too long to realize which team in 87 prints media guides in two languages.

It was pretty easy to figure out in a quiz on baseball questions.

Stuff like speed traps and DUI checkpoints mostly pay for cops to level up their power fantasy. It’s why they drive muscle cars instead of Crown Vics (or I guess a modern equivalent), and why suburban police that have the hardest part of their day being kicking out loiterers in bulletproof vests.

Oh my god...

What about John Barron?

I wish I could be the devil on Goddell’s shoulder (ok, one of many).

That’s what I’ve been saying for years. The kids were just happy with getting some pizza later. The parents freaked out that “the next (insert top athlete in this sport)“ didn’t get a trophy.

Seattle is getting an expansion team in a few years.

You can literally buy an antenna for like $10 and get those channels. Assuming you live in or near a city with a station.

For this garbage effort, send the Rams back to St Louis.

They were probably waiting in line only to be told that the drive thru was broken. Or nobody was there at the store despite it being operating hours. Or some other crap. BK has the worst service.

At least LA has a history of successful dysfunction. It could be worse, you could be on the Knicks.

I’m still hoping he chokes on a chicken bone from KFC.

I dunno, Tampa is kind of in the market for a QB

Mario Maker Switch (gotta be around E3 this year)

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

But it’s so much money.