Can we now sentence him to be hung by his testicles?

I dunno, that HOF ring that it comes with may just make me plunk down for it.

The sad fact is, this Cavs team will probably make the playoffs because half of the Eastern Conference could get beat by a team in Lavar Ball’s league.

Racist white baseball fans? Well I’ll be shocked.

I mean, they still have the Browns.

I mean, if a game in the conference semis between Golden State and Houston ends because an earthquake sends both teams into the abyss, sure.

When you said Godzilla VR game I was hoping that you got to destroy Tokyo (it’s always Tokyo) as Godzilla, not the other way around.

Two words: Bird Kingdom

Imagine spending money to go to a fantasy football convention.

I still think one of the greatest sporting achievements is when she won the Australian Open while two months pregnant. Like, she beat the best competition while incubating a lifeform, and dealing with all the hormonal and other medical issues that come with that.

It’s probably like one of those stupid unwritten rules. Though he broke the most important one. Never, EVER, put your closer in a non-save situation. They’re gonna fuck it up so hard.

The micropenis is strong with this one.

Ironically it’s probably harder to get a job at BK than as a cop.

From just the headline, I thought this was about St. Louis

All great contenders, but remember, Drumpf still tweets.

Manny going to LA, maybe the club

AAAAHHHHHHHHH YA KNOW TOMMIE WOULD SCORE TEN TDS IN THE WORLD CUP IF GODDELL DIDN'T HAVE IT OUT FOR HIM.

I live in Cleveland and still look down on St Louis. It’s by far the most boring major league city I’ve ever been to

Well when you only have 4 guys playing defense, putting LaVine in makes perfect sense.

Maybe not, but he is a beloved figure in Detroit, so that explains this one.